January 2010
Harry Potter survey
Favorite non-Hogwarts magical building? Ministry of Magic. =))
Favorite Diagon Alley shop? Madam Malkin`s robe for all occasions Favorite Hogsmeade Shop? Hog`s head Favorite Unforgivable Curse? Imperio! Favorite mode of wizard transportation? Thestrals. Favorite Weasley? Fred and George Favorite Order Member? Sirius Favorite DA Member? Luna Favorite pet? Hedwig Favorite Hogwarts room? Herbology...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
I wish I was a Seer
A seer is one who sees “things which [are] not visible to the natural eye” . By seeing through his “spiritual eyes”, a seer obtains knowledge of truths beyond the vision of other mortals. By seeing in vision that to which God opens to the “eyes of [his] understanding” ), a seer is able to see whatever is expedient in the past, present, or future and is able to interpret and clarify eternal...
Tom Felton: Rumored for Role in Eclipse
July 15th, 2009 5:29 PM by Hilton Hater
Tags: Eclipse, Tom Felton
Robert Pattinson may be the object of every female’s affection these days due to his role in Twilight, but the actor got his first big screen break in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Now, a former co-star of his is up for a role in the Twilight Saga.
Rumors are circulating that Tom Felton - who has made a name...
Random Diary Entry
Jan 4, 10 something, Sofa
Dear diary,
Sorry for my handwriting, my arm has been aching like this since time immemorial. “Warm compress” might have been the remedy, but I`m too lazy-slash-busy to heat some water. Anyways, no matter incomprehensible and inhumane my handwriting is, I know my diary will understand me. ;)
Don`t you find it unfair? The fcking parents not taking or...
“I`m jealous and I can`t lie. Can`t tell you `cause I`m shy.”
– Ram Capistrano
“Dear Twilight Fandom: Call us when you can raise $30,000 for Haiti in a 6 hour...”
– Not sure who wrote this first but you are amazing! (via acciomelody) (via honksfortonks) (via malfoyismyking)
